According to the British tabloid Daily Express, Angelina Jolie is considering a run for the White House in 2012. Apparently, Jolie is tired of Hollywood and is looking for something more worthwhile to pursue.
Some campaign issues on Jolie's platform:
- Extending Medicare to cover lip injections and other cosmetic surgery.
- Banning child birth and requiring Americans to only adopt from foreign countries.
- Fuck tea time. Mandatory sex hour in the Oval Office.
During the 2008 election, the press couldn't get enough of Barack Obama's crazy reverend. Can you imagine the skeletons in Jolie's closet? She once carried Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck!!
Does she know that she can't adopt America's vote? Bitch, please!
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