Saturday, April 2, 2011

I almost feel bad for Rebecca Black...

Who is Rebecca Black? In case you live under a box, she's the 13-year-old YouTube star who released "Friday." Her song has become an overnight sensation (thanks to mentions on E!'s The Soup and Tosh.O) with more than 78 million hits.

In case you haven't had the priviledge of hearing this gem, here it is. (Disclaimer: the song is extremely catchy and will be in your head for awhile! Don't say I didn't warn you!)



With lyrics like "kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?", it's no wonder there have been several spoof videos made in response to the song, and it is being called the worst song ever recorded. The songwriter deserves to be shot in the head for creating this ridiculously catchy tune.

But some people are taking the name calling a little too far:




"Your song 'Friday' is the worst song I've ever heard in my entire life. Even deaf people are complaining."?! "I hope you cut yourself, and I hope you get an eating disorder so you look pretty. I hope you go cut and die."??? Wow. That's more than extreme. Layoff this girl. She's only in eight grade. Bitch, please.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Jolie in 2012?


According to the British tabloid Daily Express, Angelina Jolie is considering a run for the White House in 2012. Apparently, Jolie is tired of Hollywood and is looking for something more worthwhile to pursue.


Some campaign issues on Jolie's platform:



  • Extending Medicare to cover lip injections and other cosmetic surgery.

  • Banning child birth and requiring Americans to only adopt from foreign countries.

  • Fuck tea time. Mandatory sex hour in the Oval Office.


During the 2008 election, the press couldn't get enough of Barack Obama's crazy reverend. Can you imagine the skeletons in Jolie's closet? She once carried Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck!!


Does she know that she can't adopt America's vote? Bitch, please!